Archive for stupidity

Dumb da-dumb dumb dumb

Posted in The Popular with tags , on June 10, 2008 by Adam Sapiro

There are stupid ideas and then there are stupid ideas. Just how dumb do you have to be to do this shit?:

  • Pulling the tomatoes from McDonald’s burgers. Yeah, the tomatoes are the part that’ll kill you.
  • Calling your guerrilla group FARC.
  • Singing a racist song. While slanting your eyes. And squeezing your breasts. While high on crack. In what looks like a drug den. While being videotaped.
  • Trying to impeach President Bush. What for? It’s not like he got a blow job.
  • Posting online warnings of your impending killing spree. What a waste of time — no one ever sees them till later.
  • Telling Spike Lee to shut his face. Like that’ll do it.
  • Buying the new iPhone 3G on release day.
  • Letting news crews film you bowling for the first time in decades.
  • Going anywhere you might have to fight off a Komodo dragon to survive.