There are stupid ideas and then there are stupid ideas. Just how dumb do you have to be to do this shit?:
- Pulling the tomatoes from McDonald’s burgers. Yeah, the tomatoes are the part that’ll kill you.
- Calling your guerrilla group FARC.
- Singing a racist song. While slanting your eyes. And squeezing your breasts. While high on crack. In what looks like a drug den. While being videotaped.
- Trying to impeach President Bush. What for? It’s not like he got a blow job.
- Posting online warnings of your impending killing spree. What a waste of time — no one ever sees them till later.
- Telling Spike Lee to shut his face. Like that’ll do it.
- Buying the new iPhone 3G on release day.
- Letting news crews film you bowling for the first time in decades.
- Going anywhere you might have to fight off a Komodo dragon to survive.
This Might Hurt 
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