What lies ahead

Who needs a lie detector? Just listen for certain key words or phrases, and what follows will most likely be a heaping pile of crap.

Some simple yet surefire bullshit tipoffs:

• “In all honesty …”
• “Frankly …”
• “I’m gonna let you in on a little secret …”
• “I take you to be my wife …”
• “Hi there. That’s a great car you’re looking at …”
• “I remember one time …” (Hillary Clinton-specific)
• “Your honor, my client …”
• “Dad, can I borrow the car?”
• “Good evening, my fellow Americans …”
• “Tonight’s top story …”

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