The animated film “Kung Fu Panda” took in $60 million at the box office last weekend. For real. “Kung Fu Panda.” Are they even trying anymore? What did they do, just spin a wheel of random things kids love?
OK, Hollywood. Run with these and thank me later:
- Ninja Koala
- Skateboard Hippo
- Recess Monkey
- Mixed Martial Arts Otter
- Pillow Fight Hamster
- Fart Joke Dinosaur
- Nose Pick Dolphin
- Purple Nurple Penguin
- Touch Himself Tortoise
- Play Grand Theft Auto At Friend’s House While His Mom’s Away Meerkat
- Blow Shit Up Bunny
- Groin Kick Chipmunk
This Might Hurt 
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