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Get it? He’s a panda and he knows kung fu

Posted in The Popular with tags , , on June 11, 2008 by Adam Sapiro

The animated film “Kung Fu Panda” took in $60 million at the box office last weekend. For real. “Kung Fu Panda.” Are they even trying anymore? What did they do, just spin a wheel of random things kids love?

OK, Hollywood. Run with these and thank me later:

  • Ninja Koala
  • Skateboard Hippo
  • Recess Monkey
  • Mixed Martial Arts Otter
  • Pillow Fight Hamster
  • Fart Joke Dinosaur
  • Nose Pick Dolphin
  • Purple Nurple Penguin
  • Touch Himself Tortoise
  • Play Grand Theft Auto At Friend’s House While His Mom’s Away Meerkat
  • Blow Shit Up Bunny
  • Groin Kick Chipmunk