OK, how come:
- Vic Mackey has a new job and I don’t?
- Blockbuster still exists?
- I have to keep hearing about Britney Spears’ comeback EVERY OTHER FUCKING YEAR?
- I already have Obama fatigue? Really, I only have so much hope.
- Black Friday gets more attention than Thanksgiving?
- People invite me to be facebook friends, and then don’t respond when I send them a message?
- Bush gets to pardon anyone?
- I’m the only one who remembers “Saved By Zero” was a Fixx song?
- Mormons don’t consider polygamy to be same-sex marriage?
- The Beatles and iTunes can’t work it out if all you need is love?