HOW COME?

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OK, how come:

• Vic Mackey has a new job and I don’t?
• Blockbuster still exists?
• I have to keep hearing about Britney Spears’ comeback EVERY OTHER FUCKING YEAR?
• I already have Obama fatigue? Really, I only have so much hope.
• Black Friday gets more attention than Thanksgiving?
• People invite me to be facebook friends, and then don’t respond when I send them a message?
• Bush gets to pardon anyone?
• I’m the only one who remembers “Saved By Zero” was a Fixx song?
• Mormons don’t consider polygamy to be same-sex marriage?
• The Beatles and iTunes can’t work it out if all you need is love?

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