IS IT JUST ME?

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EVER wonder if the things you do or feel are normal? I know I do. Is that normal?

Take this stuff, for instance. I can’t be the only person who:

  • Always saves the slightly bigger half of the sandwich for last.
  • Gets annoyed by people who keep using the word “literally” incorrectly till literally the cows come home.
  • Obsessively memorizes the numbers in my head whenever a TV or movie character is given an important address, phone number or safe combination but doesn’t write it down.
  • Is tired of watching computer geeks sitting at their desks going on and on about pre-viz and CGI techniques in the extras of just about every friggin’ DVD.
  • Hates when other people at the table order the same entree I do, because if I eat more than them I look like a pig.
  • Doesn’t really know the difference between Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet.
  • Always checks to make sure my shoelaces are tied when I’m on an escalator.
  • Lets friends drive drunk.
  • Doesn’t understand how dads with really hot daughters keep from checking out their really hot daughters.
  • Has never heard a Beatles album from beginning to end.
  • Isn’t really sure how to pronounce “ogle.”
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2 Responses to “IS IT JUST ME?”

  1. 45vinyljunkie Says:

    You’re not the only one who eats the smaller half of a sandwich first, as I do the same thing. But you’ve never listened to a Beatles album from beginning to end? Man, what planet are you from?

  2. 45vinyljunkie Says:

    P.S.: By the way, this coming Thursday (Oct. 9) would have been John Lennon’s 68th birthday.

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