SOME things from the ’90s just won’t go away, like Bill Clinton and Zima.
But what about the things that were hugely popular one minute and then forgotten the next? Like Live. I just saw a mid-’90s clip of the band performing and realized I had completely forgotten they ever existed.
Turns out there are a lot of once-inescapable things that haven’t even crossed my mind in like 10 years:
Jenny Jones – I vaguely remember her killing a guest on her talk show and going to court, but I may have that wrong.
4 Non Blondes – Made me regret having ears.
Dogme 95 – I once thought this was an interesting idea. Then I watched one of the movies.
EMF – Unbelievable they didn’t have more hits.
“The Hot Zone” – A moment of silence for all the people lost to the flesh-eating virus epidemic.
Beatrice – All at once, this logo appeared on every food product in America, and no one ever knew why.
“Veronica’s Closet” – 25 million viewers tuned in each week just to confirm it still sucked.
Shamrock Shakes – Totally forgot about these. I never forgot the McRib, though.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Popular during one of those fleeting ska-is-cool spells Americans fall under every decade or so.
Zork – For dorks. I know I played these games, but my memory’s been erased.
Anita Hill – Thankfully forgot about her, too. And whatever happened to that judge she worked for?
Ini Kamoze – He came, he hotstepped, and he was gone.